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(cackles)
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D'oh!
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(tires screeching)
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(grunts)
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(all groan)
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♪ The Simpsons 27x02 ♪
Puffless
Original Air Date on October 11 2015
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ANNOUNCER:
Nocturnal cravings.
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A positive ultrasound.
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How could this woman's doctor
not know she was pregnant?
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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(gasps)
A baby.
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An astronaut baby.
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(baby laughs)
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Hey. Oh, have you ever
turned on a TV?
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It's my mother's
birthday.
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And you only turn 80 once.
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Or, in the case
of most people, no times.
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Now, put your good clothes on.
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I'm already in a dress and
pearls, and I'm eight years old.
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Can't we go
to her 81st birthday?
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That's the big one.
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Why does visiting my family
always have to be so hard?
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Because, face it, Marge,
your family doesn't like me.
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Never did, not even
when I had hair and a future
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and a bitchin' Pontiac GTO.
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Where is that
car, Homer?
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I went to a music festival,
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and I couldn't remember
where I parked it.
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(playing weakly):
♪ I'm a space cowboy. ♪
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Homie, I feel about my family
like you felt about that car.
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No one loves a
person that much.
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Please go, for me?
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All right, but
remember the signal.
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If I tug my ear,
it's time for us to leave.
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I'm switching to my left ear
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because of what
happened last time.
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Uh-uh, no you don't.
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Your grandmother
knit this for you,
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so act like you wear
it all the time.
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(groans)
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She has a juice box.
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Why can't I have
a juice box?
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Because when she
sticks in the straw,
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she doesn't slip
and hit an artery.
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Oh, I'll never have juice.
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ALL:
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear... ♪
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♪ Mom ♪
♪ Grandma ♪
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♪ All of the above ♪
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ALL:
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
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Thank you.
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Jacqueline, I took the
money I usually give
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to con artists and preachers
and bought you these flowers.
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Oh, nothing tops
a simple romantic gesture.
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Except a rich man
flaunting his wealth.
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The one thing I can't beat--
competition.
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(pops loudly)
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Oh, Jacqueline, I
fell in love with you
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the moment I came
down with dementia.
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So to win your heart, I got you
an old-fashioned music player.
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Meh.
(groaning)
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Mr. Yo-Yo Ma.
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(gasps)
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No one said
there'd be music.
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There's always room
for cello.
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(plays Cello Suite
No. 1 by Bach)
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I know when I'm
licked, Burns.
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She's yours.
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Um, not interested.
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I just don't want
you to have her.
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Wow, that's the meanest
thing I ever heard,
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and I used to practice
cello on the subway.
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D'oh!
I'm next!
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Whee!
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(Bart and Lisa laugh)
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Hey, you two,
quit having fun.
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Trust me, nothing I've
done today has been fun.
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Hey, hey, the plastic's
here for a reason--
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to keep the couch clean.
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Watch and learn, boy.
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Voilà, now I take
a simple napkin and...
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(screams)
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(all groan)
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Who's ready to see some
slides of us as teenagers?
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(groaning)
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Here are the slides.
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Oh, just one box.
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Five terabytes.
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That's over 50,000 carousels
of family fun.
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(groans loudly)
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Here's us walking up the steps
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of Teotihuacán's
pyramid of the sun.
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Walking, walking,
stopping, walking.
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Walking, walking, walking.
(groans) Ooh.
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Hmm.
Stopping, stopping.
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Oh.
Walking, walking,
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walking, walking,
blister-popping.
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Huh?
Walking, walking.
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(groans)
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Stopping, walking,
walking...
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Oh, I sure miss Dad.
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We're here to watch
old photos, not reminisce.
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Walking, walking...
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How did Grampa Bouvier die?
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No one's ever told us.
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You know what, I
actually don't know.
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Me neither.
Not a clue.
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Girls, I'm afraid I didn't tell
any of you for a reason.
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(gasping)
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(plays dramatic tune)
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The real story,
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and it was something people were
ashamed to say at the time,
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is that he died of lung cancer.
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Mom, how could you know that
and still let us smoke?
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I thought it made
you look cool.
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Hey, Lis, do you think I can
climb walls like Spider-Man
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with denture cream
on my hands?
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(screams)
Nope.
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Next time, you should
wait for my answer.
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Knock it off, your grandmother's
bathroom is not a toy chest.
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Ooh, Vicodin.
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I think it's time,
Selma dear.
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Time we quit smoking.
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Well, anyway,
happy birthday.
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(meows)
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Man, I can't believe your
sisters stopped smoking.
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I just hope they
don't put on weight.
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Hmm.
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You're so fat!
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(laughs)
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You're even fatter.
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Damn straight.
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No one out-fats me.
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Time for beddy-bye.
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Now, don't sleep
on your stomach.
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Or is it your back?
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Can never remember.
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Whichever is the comfortable
one, don't do that.
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(tapping)
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♪ ♪
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(chatters)
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(hoots)
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(imitating Duffman):
Say hello to fun.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, no!
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Hoppy!
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In this house Maggie is safe.
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(Maggie babbles playfully)
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(groans)
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Excuse me, I'd like a license
to operate heavy machinery.
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We don't do that here.
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Please? To me,
everything is heavy.
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(grunting): No.
(groans)
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Patty, what
are you doing?
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Selma quit smoking, and
she's never been nicer.
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Here's your new license.
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Under "eyes,"
I put "red and dilated."
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Ooh, thank you, sir.
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Selma, not smoking hasn't
affected you at all.
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How is that possible?
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I even smell cigarette smoke
when it's not around.
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(sniffs)
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Like right now.
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Maybe you're having a stroke.
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Phantom smells are a symptom.
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Eh, what's the penalty for
driving a tractor drunk
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through a
Renaissance Faire?
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Can't help you--
I might be having a stroke.
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I have to consult a competent
medical professional.
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Got that.
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Got that.
(groans)
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Who doesn't have that?
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(groans)
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Anyone here to get
an ambulance license?
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That would be me.
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Here you go.
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I lied.
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(growls)
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Patty, all your
tests are positive.
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I mean, negative.
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Always get those
two confused.
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You're fine.
(chuckles)
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But I still smell smoke.
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(sniffs)
That's odd.
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So do I.
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Do you smell
anything, Selma?
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Hmm, uh-uh, nope.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you smoking?
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That's right, I am.
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I quit for only ten minutes
before I relapsed.
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And it was the best
cigarette of my life.
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(scoffs) I have never
been angrier at you.
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Me, too-- this
is a hospital.
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If you want to smoke,
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go do it in the stairwell
with the doctors.
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I'll miss you so much.
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Leave me Jub-Jub.
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Fine.
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At least you still smoke.
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I hate it when you
and Selma fight.
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Me, too. I also hate it
when they agree.
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Homer, please be nice.
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Patty's our guest.
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For how long?
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Where's she gonna sleep?
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On our couch.
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That's where we do
our couch gags!
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See?
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Oh, fine.
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She'll stay with the baby.
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Well, Magster,
it looks like
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you and I are going
to be cellmates.
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(chuckles)
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(buzzing)
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(screams)
Nature!
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Shoo! Shoo!
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I've got a hot
curling iron!
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Hold this.
(grunts)
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Oh, Marge,
the kids are all asleep
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and the dog's been walked.
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There's only
one thing left to do.
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(sexy purr)
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Did you turn the
security alarm on?
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It's still broken.
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00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:17,008
Ooh, well, then
come here, you.
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(Patty snoring)
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00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,278
(shouts)
What the hell was that?!
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00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,946
It's just my sister snoring.
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She has a very fatty septum.
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00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:27,051
But it doesn't have
to ruin our fun.
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(snoring continues)
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(both moaning)
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00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,959
(gasps, coughs)
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00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,662
(owl hooting)
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00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,173
(snoring)
(music playing intermittently)
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Okay, which of you kids
knows how to drive?
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And which is sober?
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Whew, thank God
for Designated Dorothy.
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(engine starts, truck backfires)
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All right, everybody
go to bed.
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Those of you who got
to get up early,
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sleep on top of the pile.
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Hey, Brandine!
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I caught us a possum!
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You want to name it
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before we eat it
or after?
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During!
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Beauregard,
you've been promoted
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from guarding my family
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to guarding this possum.
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That's a good dog.
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Lift with your legs.
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Hmm.
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Hey, baby.
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00:13:00,104 --> 00:13:03,606
How about that rain check
for last night?
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PATTY: Aah!
Aah!
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Aah, don't look at me!
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00:13:06,344 --> 00:13:08,744
But you're everywhere!
(gasping) Freak!
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00:13:08,779 --> 00:13:10,346
(shouts)
Don't you ever knock?
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00:13:10,381 --> 00:13:12,448
Aah... ah!
Get out of here, go away!
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00:13:12,483 --> 00:13:14,517
Thank God I'm blind.
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Yo, I'm next.
264
00:13:16,154 --> 00:13:17,286
No!
265
00:13:17,321 --> 00:13:19,088
Whoa! What the hell?
266
00:13:19,123 --> 00:13:20,823
I did that
with love, boy.
267
00:13:20,858 --> 00:13:22,258
What's all the hubbub?
268
00:13:22,293 --> 00:13:24,093
Oh, thank you, Dad.
It's okay, son.
269
00:13:24,128 --> 00:13:26,195
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
It's okay, it's okay.
270
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,464
No, really, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
271
00:13:28,499 --> 00:13:30,366
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
272
00:13:30,401 --> 00:13:31,600
All right, already!
273
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,469
Just take a shower.
274
00:13:34,872 --> 00:13:37,373
I need someone to talk to.
275
00:13:37,408 --> 00:13:40,709
Thank God I've got a past full
of lonely men to draw from.
276
00:13:41,812 --> 00:13:43,379
Mm-hmm.
277
00:13:43,414 --> 00:13:45,514
Disco Stu is over you.
278
00:13:46,921 --> 00:13:48,821
Oh, Disco Stu
279
00:13:48,856 --> 00:13:51,257
needs a Zoloft or two.
280
00:13:51,292 --> 00:13:52,825
(grunts)
281
00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:54,426
Who am I kidding?
282
00:13:54,462 --> 00:13:56,095
The one I should be talking to
283
00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:58,764
is the one who's
always been there for me...
284
00:13:58,799 --> 00:14:00,499
my cigarette.
285
00:14:00,534 --> 00:14:01,901
Forget about your sister.
286
00:14:01,936 --> 00:14:03,535
You've got me.
287
00:14:03,571 --> 00:14:05,437
For the rest of your life
I'll be the first thing
288
00:14:05,473 --> 00:14:07,273
you think about every morning.
289
00:14:07,308 --> 00:14:12,378
And the last thing you do
every night.
290
00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:15,247
Hmm, looks like I have
a choice to make.
291
00:14:15,283 --> 00:14:17,016
(grunting)
Oh!
292
00:14:17,051 --> 00:14:20,152
I'm in your hair!
(laughs)
293
00:14:24,158 --> 00:14:26,125
Uh...
(clears his throat)
294
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,928
Listen, about this morning,
295
00:14:28,963 --> 00:14:31,764
I'm sorry I walked in on you!
296
00:14:31,799 --> 00:14:33,766
(grumbling)
297
00:14:33,801 --> 00:14:35,935
Oh! Oh, yeah.
298
00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:37,403
I'm about to
say something
299
00:14:37,438 --> 00:14:40,372
I never thought I'd say
to you-- something nice.
300
00:14:40,408 --> 00:14:41,740
Hmm?
(sighs)
301
00:14:41,776 --> 00:14:44,143
I only mock you
because I'm jealous
302
00:14:44,178 --> 00:14:46,745
of what Marge
has in you.
303
00:14:46,781 --> 00:14:48,714
I only have Selma.
304
00:14:48,749 --> 00:14:51,383
And now I don't
even have that.
305
00:14:51,419 --> 00:14:53,485
(deep sigh)
306
00:14:53,521 --> 00:14:55,821
Oh, Patty,
I've waited so long
307
00:14:55,856 --> 00:14:58,090
for you to open
a window of niceness.
308
00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,258
(grunts)
That was it!
309
00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:00,326
Window shut!
310
00:15:00,361 --> 00:15:01,961
(doorbell rings)
311
00:15:03,297 --> 00:15:04,930
Ah, what the heck!
312
00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:08,100
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
313
00:15:08,135 --> 00:15:10,602
Aah... ah!
314
00:15:10,638 --> 00:15:12,304
What are you doing here?
315
00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:14,173
Apologizing.
316
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:15,641
And I want you to know
317
00:15:15,676 --> 00:15:18,444
I quit smoking for good.
318
00:15:18,479 --> 00:15:20,346
You quit for me?
319
00:15:20,381 --> 00:15:21,847
I quit for us.
320
00:15:21,882 --> 00:15:24,116
Hmm, that's
actually more selfish.
321
00:15:24,151 --> 00:15:26,285
But it sounds really nice.
322
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,820
(grunting)
323
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:29,288
Okay, Maggie,
throw the ball to me.
324
00:15:29,323 --> 00:15:30,656
Throw the ball.
325
00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:34,793
Okay, how about
I throw the ball?
326
00:15:34,829 --> 00:15:36,595
It's okay.
327
00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:39,832
You'll learn to do things
after you're a baby.
328
00:15:56,884 --> 00:15:59,685
(animals clamoring)
329
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,721
("When Johnny Comes
Marching Home" playing)
330
00:16:20,207 --> 00:16:22,174
(Spider-Pig theme song playing)
331
00:16:24,345 --> 00:16:28,614
♪ Spider-Pig ♪
332
00:16:28,649 --> 00:16:32,951
♪ Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. ♪
333
00:16:34,121 --> 00:16:36,755
Let's see,
we got "possum pot pie,
334
00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:39,925
"General Chang's possum
with cashews,
335
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,195
possum foam
with pouch reduction."
336
00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:44,663
(hissing)
337
00:16:44,698 --> 00:16:47,533
Hey, save your hissing
for the frying pan!
338
00:16:47,568 --> 00:16:50,035
("When Johnny Comes
Marching Home" playing)
339
00:17:12,326 --> 00:17:14,393
(barks)
340
00:17:16,297 --> 00:17:17,930
(yelps, growls)
341
00:17:20,935 --> 00:17:23,001
(birds cawing)
342
00:17:23,037 --> 00:17:25,104
(growling)
343
00:17:28,409 --> 00:17:29,675
(quacks)
344
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:32,044
(screeches)
(dog growls)
345
00:17:38,519 --> 00:17:40,719
(all chattering)
346
00:17:42,823 --> 00:17:44,323
(yelps)
347
00:17:44,358 --> 00:17:46,358
(growls)
348
00:17:55,703 --> 00:17:57,803
(dogs howling)
349
00:18:08,482 --> 00:18:09,448
(howls)
350
00:18:09,483 --> 00:18:11,483
(growls)
351
00:18:13,787 --> 00:18:15,787
(babbling)
352
00:18:22,296 --> 00:18:23,962
(laughing)
353
00:18:43,717 --> 00:18:45,684
What the...?
354
00:18:45,719 --> 00:18:48,987
It's a bunch of animals
acting like humans!
355
00:18:53,427 --> 00:18:55,861
Oh, well, there goes our dinner.
356
00:18:55,896 --> 00:18:59,731
And I had such a delightful
moonshine pairing for it, too.
357
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:03,602
Got 91 points
from Robert Trailerparker.
358
00:19:03,637 --> 00:19:05,504
Dang.
359
00:19:05,539 --> 00:19:07,739
Okay, well, uh, possum's gone.
360
00:19:07,775 --> 00:19:10,242
But you got fingernails
to chew on.
361
00:19:10,277 --> 00:19:12,411
Who knows what's under them?
362
00:19:12,446 --> 00:19:14,913
Ooh, I got pizza!
363
00:19:14,949 --> 00:19:16,582
I got poop.
364
00:19:17,351 --> 00:19:18,984
It's nice to have
you back, Patty.
365
00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:21,720
I had to do some things I
regretted 'cause you were gone.
366
00:19:21,755 --> 00:19:24,590
You said it was
for real this time.
367
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,825
I said what you wanted to hear!
368
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:29,661
Disco Stu is back
on Tinder.
369
00:19:29,697 --> 00:19:30,729
(door closes)
370
00:19:30,764 --> 00:19:33,098
It's nice to be back.
371
00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:34,933
Since I've stopped smoking,
372
00:19:34,969 --> 00:19:37,102
my sense of smell
has really come back.
373
00:19:37,137 --> 00:19:38,537
Uh-huh.
374
00:19:38,572 --> 00:19:40,739
Who knew a small apartment
with two women,
375
00:19:40,774 --> 00:19:44,409
a baby and an iguana
would smell so bad?
376
00:19:46,146 --> 00:19:48,580
Cigarette?
Yes!
377
00:19:50,651 --> 00:19:52,618
Ah.
378
00:19:52,653 --> 00:19:55,220
Here's to smoking
and you.
379
00:19:55,256 --> 00:19:58,223
Two things that'll
always be in my heart.
380
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,860
Is this a happy ending?
381
00:20:01,895 --> 00:20:03,395
It's edgy.
382
00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:07,599
♪ Together forever
and never to part ♪
383
00:20:07,635 --> 00:20:10,802
♪ Together forever, we two. ♪
384
00:20:27,029 --> 00:20:29,195
(squawks)
385
00:20:29,231 --> 00:20:31,197
Hoppy, you're back!
386
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:32,465
(Cletus' voice):
Hey, Brandine!
387
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,834
Put out
the fancy possum china!
388
00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:38,875
I've heard of wanting a cracker,
but becoming one-- oh, no!
389
00:20:38,975 --> 00:20:45,475
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
390
00:20:47,682 --> 00:20:50,717
("The Simpsons Theme"
by Yo-Yo Ma playing)
391
00:21:25,706 --> 00:21:27,287
Shh!